I love payday, both the candy bar with it's caramel and peanuts and the actual day upon which I'm paid with it's ability to buy me video games. Already the money burns a whole in my wallet like a taco mite burrowing it's way through the layers of flour tortilla, lettuce, pico and meat. Will I spend it on home repairs? Has this money been earmarked for a credit card payment? This is all very exciting.
Today I shall wax moronic on my secret lover Tivo. Oh Tivo, with you're sleek silver box and you're "bonk" and "bloop bloop" sounds. I'm like Pavlov's dog when I hear your siren's call. What hold you have on my heart with your sexy electronic fingers.
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